Bartleby's on Break!

Hey, devils! We were already on a short break to relocate our headquarters from Boston, MA to Fayetteville, AR.  And then COVID-19 landed and our plans were delayed, just like yours were. We're still determined to set up a new, demon-worthy commissary space, and then will be able to reopen our online Shop for delivery orders. Keep following our progress on social media: we'll be sharing all the latest news, and some devilicious new recipes for you to make at home. Hail seitan!

Private Event & Truck Catering

Do you want Bartleby's to bring its big blue and orange truck to your next event? We can do that! Bartleby's is available to cater corporate meetings, birthday parties, homecomings, community concerts, brewery pop-ups, social gatherings, or anything else.

General Guidelines:

• We will bring our staff and truck to locations within a 90-minute driving radius of our commissary in Stoneham, MA.
• We can feed groups of up to 500 people.
• Customized menus and special requests may be accommodated. Tell us about your seitan dreams!
• All orders include enough sauce, napkins, utensils, and packaging for your group. Everyone gets to be a Sauce Boss.
• Pricing is available upon request.

Why choose Bartleby's for your next celebration?

• We serve crowd-pleasing and easily portable comfort food. Adults love nuggets as much as kids do.
• Our entire menu is free of seven of the eight major food allergens, plus we are kosher-friendly.
• We're a smart choice for the environment, serving our plant-based food in 100% biodegradable packaging.
• Fried food tastes great with beer!
• We love what we do. Fun and friendly faces are included with every order.

Sample Event Catering Packages

Specialty beverages can be added to any food bundle below. We make 'ades from scratch, including classic lemonade, refreshing mint lemonade, and an herbaceous rosemary lemonade.

BASIC BUNDLE

• Original Sandwich: Crispy fried seitan patty, pickles, and your favorite sauce on a warm pretzel roll.
• Deluxe Sandwich: The original patty on a warm pretzel roll with all of the toppings you want: pickles, red onion, lettuce, tomato, and your favorite sauce.
• Nuggets: Our hellishly good seitan shaped into golden nuggets. Crispy, craggy, and perfectly pop-able. Served in batches of 5, 10, or 13.

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• Sweet Potato Fries: seasoned with smoked paprika and salt

PLUS BUNDLE

• ​Original Sandwich: Crispy fried seitan patty, pickles, and your favorite sauce on a warm pretzel roll.
• Deluxe Sandwich: The original patty on a warm pretzel roll with all of the toppings you want: pickles, red onion, lettuce, tomato, and your favorite sauce.
• Sloppy Slaw Sandwich: The original or spicy patty on a warm pretzel roll with pickles and a generous heap of our seasonal slaw. Grab an extra napkin. 
• Nuggets: Our hellishly good seitan shaped into golden nuggets. Crispy, craggy, and perfectly pop-able. Served in batches of 5, 10, or 13.

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• Sweet Potato Fries: seasoned with smoked paprika and salt
• Seasonal Slaw: green cabbage, red cabbage, carrot, pickles, and capers with our creamy vegan mayo dressing

PREMIUM BUNDLE

• Original Sandwich: Crispy fried seitan patty, pickles, and your favorite sauce on a warm pretzel roll.
• Deluxe Sandwich: The original patty on a warm pretzel roll with all of the toppings you want: pickles, red onion, lettuce, tomato, and your favorite sauce.
• Spicy Original Sandwich: A hellish, spicy twist on the original sandwich. Our secret blend of hot spices bring the heat!
• Spicy Deluxe Sandwich: The spicy patty on a warm pretzel roll with all the toppings you want: pickles, red onion, lettuce, tomato, and your favorite sauce.
• Nuggets: Our hellishly good seitan shaped into golden nuggets. Crispy, craggy, and perfectly pop-able. Served in batches of 5, 10, or 13.

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• Sweet Potato Fries: seasoned with smoked paprika and salt
• Fried Pickles: pickle medallions battered and fried to perfection
• Seasonal Slaw: green cabbage, red cabbage, carrot, pickles, and capers with our creamy vegan mayo dressing